Category: Movie Reviews

Cast: Adam Sandler Studio: Columbia Rating: 7/10 Money. It’s what makes Hollywood glamorous and actors desperate. The parents of child actors must be desperate, being that they put their children in films that require them to act out such bad habits. Children are considered angels, that is, until you see movies like Big Daddy. Sonny […]

Cast: Omar Epps Studio: Paramount Rating: 5/10 The Wood is all about a group of three male friends and their embarrassing boyhood experiences involving women. Bringing back the old school beats, the afro picks, and the Geri Curl is Taye Diggs, Omar Epps, and Richard Jones. The movie goes back to their days of growing […]

Cast: Annette Bening Studio: dreamworks Rating: 4/10 In Dreams is a nightmare. The story takes too long to develop and Robert Downey Jr.’s character doesn’t show up until the end of this drawn out production. My flat 7-Up (not a corporate plug) gave me more satisfaction than this bore. Neil Jordan shouldn’t be blamed for […]

Cast: Russell Crowe Studio: Dreamworks Rating: 9/10 A movie set during the time when Rome was all powerful, even more so than God himself, seemed ambitious back when Charlton Heston graced the robes for Ben-Hur. Back in those days, epics were made constantly. Today, movie budgets are usually more epic than the films. Gladiator has […]

Cast: Brad Pitt Studio: Fox Rating: 9/10 I was lucky to have an early screening that allowed me the weekend to sit on my review and reflect upon what might be the best movie I’ve seen all year. I needed the three-day weekend to figure out pieces of the film that I missed the first […]

Cast: Milla Jovovich Studio: Sony Rating: 4/10 When was the last time a video game spured a hit movie? Super Mario Bros.? Hardly. Tomb Raider? Not close. Resident Evil? You are getting colder. Resident Evil is much worse than all the other video game movies that you almost want to exclude it from an already […]