Half Past Dead

Half Past Dead
Cast: JA Rule
Studio: Sony
Rating: 4/10

The Film Studio Synopsis: Criminal mastermind Donny/49er #1 (Morris Chestnut) has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. Undercover FBI agent Sascha (Steven Seagal) must stop him before it’s too late.

The Good: Ja Rule and Kurupt are surprisingly good. Kurupt is a scene-stealer as Twitch. I know you might want to leave early, but the scene with Kurupt and his girlfriend running during the credits is the best part of this film.

The Bad: Is there any logic to this film? Is Seagal really an action hero? Was he ever? He’s not one here. He looks like my overweight neighbor trying to act cool when he trips over a tree limb in the lawn.

Frankly: This movie sucks.

+ charlie craine


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