Doom

Doom
Cast: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Ben Daniels, Razaaq Adoti
Studio: Sony
Rating: 1/10

THE GOOD: It was less than 2 hours, and Karl Urban is very attractive.

THE BAD: This movie was so bad I don’t even know where to begin. Nevertheless, let’s start with the plot. But seriously, what plot? The storyline was such a rip-off! Doom was a complete, and horrendous, combination of Alien, 28 Days Later, and Night of the Living Dead, and let’s not forget the monster that literally spits out tongues at people who have the tendency towards evil.

John Grimm (Karl Urban), or “Reaper” as he is known by his squad, and Dr. Grimm (Rosamund Pike) turn in uninspired performances and act more like estranged lovers than the siblings they are supposed to be. I wouldn’t be surprised if in Doom 4 that John and Dr. Grimm find out they were both adopted and get hitched, it would make more sense and be interesting at least!

In the meantime, every other supporting character fails to earn any sympathy before their inevitable elimination. Sarge (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson), however, shows some substance by turning into a fanatic soldier at the end and swearing every 10 seconds (parents take heed!)

The film’s sole highlight is a five-minute sequence towards the end of the film depicted from the first person perspective, a la the game: weapons are chosen, creatures are killed gruesomely and the audience gets a break from the monotony of the previous hour and a half.

FRANKLY (THE UGLY): Every aspect of this dim-witted movie was a waste of time and money. If you are in the mood for a movie, see something else; this is DOOMed to fail!

+ Meghan Berger
October.21.2005

DVD REVIEW:
“Basic Training” – A behind-the-scenes featurette.

“Rock Formation” – This featurette goes behind-the-scenes of the make-up and the scenes.

“Master Monster Makers” – Goes into the design of the sets and monsters.

“First Person Shooter Sequence” – Goes into the use of the weapons.

“Doom Nation” – Goes into the creation of the game and how it affected the game industry.

“Game On!” – Helpful tips on playing Doom for those out there who have never played or haven’t been successful playing Doom.

Finally there is a Doom 3 Xbox Demo included.

FRANKLY: I won’t comment as much on Doom the movie except to say that I liked it better than Meghan, but still wouldn’t rate it much higher than a 4/10. The featurettes are interesting for those who really loved the film or the game. It’s hard to get extremely interested about featurettes when the film is lacking.

+ Charlie Craine


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