I’ve got to open by saying my father would love this movie. And I’m sorry to say that isn’t a glowing endorsement.
Even less glowing is the fact that the old Croc should have kept his ass and knife on the isle of Australia. Los Angeles would eat that withered old boy alive. But there he is, playing detective to help his girlfriend, Sue Charleton, played particularly poorly by Linda Kozlowski.
Paul Hogan took one last shot at resurrecting his long dead career. It didn’t work. Nothing could resuscitate this tired movie. The jokes are forced. The entire story is as boring as the flight from LAX to Australia. Honestly, I almost felt sorry for Hogan as he pretends to be enjoying himself. I can’t imagine it’ll take long for this poor crocodile to retire back to his crib in the land of ‘roos.
+ charlie craine
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