Rich Creamy Paint – Rich Creamy Paint

Artist: Rich Creamy Paint

Title: Rich Creamy Paint

Label: Hollywood

Rating: 5/10

Track #

1. You’re A “10” Pop, nonsensical, entertaining, and most of all catchy. Rating: 7/10

2. Telephone Number You tell me. Rating: 5/10

3. You Make Me Laugh Pop rocks. Be prepared to shake involuntarily. Rating: 6/10

4. A.D.D. Bouncy chorus so silly it’s perfect. Rating: 7/10

5. I Found Love A slow dance with your best friend’s girlfriend. Rating: 7/10

6. High School Bob-sho-bop. Richie, Ralph Malph, Potsie, and of course, the Fonz. Rating: 5/10

7. Hangin’ Out A messy popsicle. Rating: 4/10

8. Fallen Star Starts off good at least. Rating: 4/10

9. Happy Days Didn’t I already mention Richie and the gang? Well, this time leave the Fonz behind. Rating: 3/10

10. Gotta Be Myself Blah, blah, blah. Rating: 4/10

11. I Know We Will Aw. How sweet. Too bad it isn’t very satisfying. Rating: 4/10

If Mr. Painter had made a five-song ep, this would have been perfect.

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