Must – Androgynous Jesus

Artist: Must

Title: Androgynous Jesus

Label: Wind-Up

Rating: 4/10

Artist: Must
Sound like: Matchbox 20 and U2, except one tries to sound potent and the other doesn’t care.

A Must:
If there were a song you needed to listen to I’d tell you. There is nothing here.

Maybe:
“Bubblegum Sleaze” – Bubblegum and sleaze? You can only guess what that sounds like.
“Rust” and “No Way Out” – Shamefully trying to borrow U2’s vigor, but can’t even touch their robe.
“Freechild” – Too lofty.

Must not:
“Very Wicked” – Sounds like a bar band trying to prove they are cool.
“Heartbreaker” – Sounds like really bad hair metal.
“Moving On” – I thought Primus broke up.
“Hey Baby” – Terrible.

Must is not a must. Perhaps bust is more like it.

+ rae gun