FILE UNDER: Sugar water.
CORPORATE LINE: The Veronicas and the girls returned the kudos by signing on board. Work immediately began in Los Angeles on their major label debut, utilizing a team of top-flight producers that included, among others, Max Martin (Britney Spears), Don Gilmore (Linkin Park), Dr. Luke (Kelly Clarkson) and Toby Gad (Enrique Iglesias). “We were given a one-in-a-billion shot,” Jess remarks. “…And we were determined to deliver,” Lisa finishes.
That determination has resulted in The Secret Life Of The Veronicas, one of the most dazzling debut albums in recent musical memory, highlighting twelve tracks written and produced by, with and for The Veronicas. The Secret Life Of The Veronicas spotlights such standout cuts as “Revolution,” “Mouth Shut,” “When It All Falls Apart” and “Everything I’m Not” along with their scorching new single “4ever.”
THE GREAT:
Nothing.
THE AVERAGE:
“4Ever” – At first there was almost a resemblance to The Donnas and then the chorus came and suddenly you started wondering if Hilary Duff snuck into the recording booth. This is definitely not a good combo.
“Everything I’m Not” – This is so sugary sweet that new cavities started to form just from one listen.
“Mouth Shut” – There is a little Natalie Imbruglia mixed up without the huge hit potential.
“I Could Get Used To This” and “Nobody Wins” – Sappy yet satisfying.
THE BAD:
“When It All Falls Apart” – “I’m having the day from hell” is the way the song starts. That is the beginning of the end. It’s not just cheesy—it’s awful.
“Revolution” – The pop tarts sing “I’m a revolution.” That’s laughable. John Lennon just rolled over in his grave.
FRANKLY: The Veronicas are absolutely ear candy. This is nothing but sweet and syrupy pop.
+ Rae Gun
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