Corporate Line: T he Don’t Try This At Home Volume III: Out On Bail and Bonus Disk PCP Saved My Life – is a DOUBLE DVD SET and is by far the most offensive offering of the Don’t Try This At Home series to date. Filmed in twelve different countries, this video features all of the naughty behavior that got Steve-O arrested, plus a whole bunch of other crap that should have. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse — it did. Out On Bail is loaded with life-threatening stunts and filthy enough to piss off anyone.
The Movie: You have to love how Steve-O slits his hand wide open and fixes it with super glue. Then he purposely gets stung by scorpions. Know how he fixes that? Beer. This guy is a jackass. Then there is Steve-O doing a radio interview and getting a sleeper hold’ and then passing out. It looks a lot more like bad acting to me. One time he falls on the ground and seems to get knocked on conscious and when he wakes does his best Beavis and Butthead laugh. He is happy to do the same laugh again after snorting some nose candy in Mexico .
The funniest moment is when Steve-O and some naked women go downstairs to a hotel lobby during a fake fire alarm. In the cab Steve-O touches one of the girl’s breasts and she says I want more money for that. At least he knows how to hire prostitutes. Speaking of the use of genitals, Steve actually staples his to his leg. It was painful to watch, but I hope to God this means he won’t have any offspring.
The lame effects and the video is excruciating to watch. It’s worse than the Blair Witch Project. Worse yet is Steve-O’s potty humor which is not our parents potty humor it’s not fart jokes its Steve-O going to the bathroom while being filmed. I wish I could say he was only taking a leak. And it happens over and over again. I’m not sure how this is supposed to be funny it’s plain nasty.
Frankly: What can you say about Steve-O is the guy an idiot or just plain crazy. How about we agree he is both. There is no worse influence on the male teenage population than Steve-O. I only wonder how long this guy will live.
+ Charlie Craine
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