Iron Maiden – Brave New World

Iron Maiden
Artist: Iron Maiden
Title: Brave New World
Label: Columbia
Rating: 5/10

I think it’s been about fifteen years since I last heard an Iron Maiden song. Perhaps I’m better for it, but the other day I found upon my desk my worst nightmare, a new Iron Maiden release.

I found out through a simple search that lead man and founder Bruce Dickinson had come and gone and come again. I don’t know if that should be celebrated or not. I do have to say I like one thing about the band: they have cool album covers. But I also have to listen to what’s inside. Drat. I opened the case and found perhaps the only group that makes the Rolling Stones look young. Okay, I know I’ve got to review it.

I listened. And I pray I can soon forget what I heard. These songs are the cheesiest. Wait, I’ve got that confused with my lunch. Can someone send these guys some pamphlets from AARP? Try retirement. I hear Florida is nice this time of year.

+ rae gun


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