Who gives a sh*t? One of the Hanson guys had a kid

At least we know he’s not gay. Zac Hanson and his wife Kate welcomed a son, John Ira Shepherd Hanson, on Tuesday in Tulsa. We haven’t heard anything from the Hanson brothers in a while and know we know why. It’s obvious that Zac discovered women and now he has figured out that its way more interesting making babies than playing music.

In case you forgot who Hanson is we’ll give you a nice retrospective.