Artist: Super Transatlantic

Title: Shuttlecock

Label: Universal

Rating: 3/10

Track #

1. Shuttle Cock Mixing metal, funk, and supersonic sounds doesn’t mean it has to be good. The chorus kills this track. 4/10

2. High This is completely run of the mill in today’s market. A few years ago it may have sounded fresh. 4.5/10

3. Superstar You’ll hear “I’m a superstar” sung over and over. It’s fine to brag, just make sure you can back your play. 4/10

4. Dumb Title says it all. 3/10

5. Lied 4.5/10

6. She Moves 3/10

7. Superdown 3.5/10

8. Satellite Get in sync. 3/10

9. Pretty Must Die Cheesy like Foreigner. 3/10

10. 7 Hours This is how long it seemed to take to get to this track. It’s mediocre; for these guys, that’s great. 5.5/10

11. Wonderful Anything but. It’s Winger bad. 2/10

12. Worlds Collide 3/10

13. Can’t Stand Losing You Absolutely dreadful. 1/10

This is as bad as any cheesy hair band from the ’80’s.

+ charlatan