The latest in “Who gives a damn” news: Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds engaged

According to E! News Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. Woowho. I wonder if it will end after her record tanks. Apparently Ryan moves fast because it was only two months ago that his engagement with Alanis Morissette was called off.

And yes, she does have an album out. We aren’t just bullshitting you. Seriously, look on Amazon!

If you have some bizarre reason to care you can read the rest of the crap on E! Online

Need further proof–watch Johansson’s video for “Falling Down”